NEWS FLASH! Uncle Mort's Reported Dead.

Edna Earl has just received, via a frantic text message, that Jasper, Alabama's Uncle Mort's, one of her very favorite eating establishments (see previous post), is no more. Edna Earl is awaiting confirmation at this time. It is true that on her last trip out that way she noticed a sign advertising Uncle Mort's for sale, and it is true that the new highway has completely bypassed Uncle Mort's, but due to the possible confusion caused by the bypass, EE is nervously awaiting confirmation that Uncle Mort's has indeed died. If this disturbing news is true, there's an obituary to write. Stay tuned.