Saturday, August 16, 2008

Death of Uncle Mort's Confirmed

This from a reliable source who shall remain nameless: "So Uncle Mort sold his restaurant to this guy, who made an agreement when buying Uncle Mort's that he would not tear down the restaurant building. (Because its kinda like a landmark in the area) Well, Uncle Mort lives right up on the hill by the restaurant, he went on vacation, came home, and Uncle Mort's was gone! It had burnt down. The dude that bought Uncle Mort's claimed it was an accident. Now he is going to build a Bingo building there on the property. Poor Uncle Mort."

R.I.P., Uncle Mort's.

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