Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Country's Barbeque, Columbus, Georgia ****

A home-grown Columbus business that has several branches scattered about, Country's is a regional institution.

For its fun atmosphere, for its live country and bluegrass music on Friday and Saturday nights, for its Southern vegetables, especially its collard greens (YUM!), for its giant rocking chair, for its HUGE baked sweet potatoes, for its hilarious television ads, for its annual Midnight Run for good causes, for its mile-high meringue, Edna Earl gives Country's Barbeque a well-deserved four stars.

Notice that EE didn't say anything about Country's barbeque -- yet. While Country's definitely is a barbeque place, offering beef, pork, chicken, and all the trimmins, every local person Edna Earl knows of will tell you something like, "Well, now, Country's is not my favorite barbeque -- ya know, I'm talkin' about just the barbeque now -- I like Smokey Pig's (or Macon Road 's or Fat Freddy's or ...) barbeque better-- but I love Country's anyway -- and I go there all the time. It's a great place to take company."

One thing Edna Earl personally loves about Country's is its choice of three barbeque sauces -- one red, one yellow, and one in between. These three sauces are very true to local tradition -- not that all places serve all three -- They don't. Usually a place offers only one. Country's gives you a choice, EE guesses, as a sampling of local fare.

The yellow mustard-based sauce, unfamiliar to some outsiders, is native to Phenix City, Alabama, located just across the Chattahoochee River from Columbus. And it's an acquired taste. Edna Earl knows a certain young woman who, when she brought her fiance home to sample "yellow sauce" and he didn't take readily to it, seriously considered dumping him on the spot. But said fiance did eventually acquire the required taste -- or, at the very least, he's doin' a good job of fakin' it -- and now, seven or so years later, the couple appear to be happily married.

Another thing Edna Earl likes about Country's is that, unlike most barbeque joints, Country's also offers a full array of vegetables, some good cornbread, some mighty fine fried chicken, and several spectacular homemade pies.

And all the above details illustrate what makes Country's unique among barbeque restaurants: It doesn't really focus on one distinctive pork recipe; instead Country's gives the customer a well-rounded "This is what we're about down here" experience. Thank you for that, Country's. Edna Earl'll be back many more times.

3 comments:

TeddyJim said...

I had to sing "I'm a Little Tea Pot Short and Stout" on stage at the Cross Country Plaza location when I was a freshman at Pacelli... Thanks John Agnew.

Anonymous said...

The Country's in Albany (which, sadly, was gone the last time I tried to stop by) was one of my and my sister's favorites in the 70s and 80s, both for the food and for the atmosphere. (One particularly vivid memory: the time my mother accidentally slurped from the nozzle on the hot sauce instead of the straw in her Coke.)

Unfortunately, when my partner and I went to the Country's at Cross Country in 2006, we were treated *very badly* by the high school girls who worked there. They stared and giggled and nudged each other, and there was even a scuffle over which one of them would have to ring us up at the register (as though they might catch lesbian cooties). Those girls need some stricter training in good manners and service, I think—and how to extend both to *everyone.* (This never happened to us at the downtown Country's, I hasten to add.)

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